the Comte du Fromage and his generals
The Comte du Fromage stood before his generals and raised a glass "To the health of his Majesty, Louis XIII, King of Freedonia, Ruler of the Western Seas and Guardian of the Faith" he exclaimed, the assembled generals shouted their assent and drank their draughts. "That being said we must now consider what we need to do to guarantee our own good health" the weary Comte intoned.
"Our army is assembled as one entity now, we have the town secured behind us but it's walls are ruined. I blame myself for that but the situation remains, before us will stand the hastily-raised militia of Ferndalia. Do not take them lightly; they outnumber us two-to-one and are well armed despite the rawness of the soldiers. They fight for their homeland upon its sacred soil against an invading army. I know Duke Ivan personally; he is a brave and ardent man who will spare no effort to drive us into the sea. We must batter that army into ruins to ensure that they will not molest us over the coming winter as we rebuild the walls of Gruyere and secure the port. As you well know the Western Fleet was supposed to be here a week ago but the winds have been persistently from the East and The Lord alone knows when that will change; we must consider that we will be left to our own devices for the time being."
There were murmurs among the assembled officers about the Navy and the wisdom of relying upon them as a means of supply. The Comte squinted at them with his one good eye and growled, "I'll hear none of that, we all serve the King as best we can, ships can no more sail upwind than you can march on water. They will arrive as soon as they physically can, my brother commands that fleet and he is twice as brave as I am. Our job is to find a way the engage and defeat the enemy on the morrow."
He turned to the large canvas sheet upon which displayed a rough map of the lands just south of Gruyere, "We will use the town to anchor our northern flank and deploy all our cavalry on the southern flank to stop the enemy from turning us. The 8th and 9th Regiments of the Line will drive toward the enemy body to violently assault it, we cannot afford to become engaged in a firefight where their numbers can wear us down. Green troops fear the blade more than the bullet and our sudden onset will make them think of the comforts of home! The 6th and 7th regiments will bridge the gap between the town and the center of the line. Due to the vast number of enemy soldiers facing us we will offer them parole if captured; they are free to go but they will be stripped of their coats, boots and weapons before being released. We can't imprison them all and I don't care to stain the King's honor by slaying prisoners......that is a Nordlander thing to do. Now go, attend to your troops and ensure they have had a good meal before this long day begins"
Ivan the Bitter saw to the billets of the late-arriving units. He would have to force a battle on the morrow and the extra manpower was most welcome. His only concern was the quality of the soldiers, three months training and they would be a force to be reckoned with; today they were as green as Spring grass. It sickened him to have to ask these youths to face the battle-hardened forces of the Freedonians but at least they had a crushing superiority in manpower. He ordered his secretary to assemble the generals at his tent so that they could consider plans for the coming battle.
After the officers had been seated he stepped to the front of the tent, "Gentlemen, we have before a formidable task. We must ask our barely-trained soldiers to defeat the veterans of Freedonia on the open field. Our men are willing, but we all know how easily frightened green troops can be, we will have to lead by example. I, for one, would rather die on the battlefield than have to explain my survival after the retreat of my men, I expect the same from each of you. Our plan is simple; we will engage all along the front to keep the Freedonians from maneuvering. We will engage in fire combat as our men are far better at shooting that drawing blood with a sword. As units tire they will be relieved with a unit from the second rank. Our Horse will endeavor to turn the flanks of the enemy while the Foot keep the enemy's center busy. We must absorb the blows of the enemy without breaking, fear is a contagious thing and we can't have our troops fleeing without fighting. I will not lie to you, this is a serious challenge but I have no doubts that you are up to the challenge." He raised his glass, "To victory" his officers echoed his shout.
the battlefield, in this view North is to the right
the left wing of the Ferndalian army
the right wing of the Ferndalian army
the left wing of the Freedonian army
the right wing of the Freedonian army
the opposing plans
NOTE: in the following pictures North is now to the left
opening moves, the Freedonians move rapidly to the attack,
they are matched by the Ferndalian left who hadn't counted on such a rapid engagement
to the North the independent Companies of Shot scrambled into the ruins of Gruyere's fort
and the opposing Foot moved into range of one another,
far to the North the Ferndalian cavalry moved quickly to begin a flanking move
the next turn fire became general all along the line, the Shot Companies proved to be frustratingly difficult to shift while the heavy cannon on the Large hill battered the Freedonian Foot
to the South the Ferndalians were unable to stem the rapid assault of the 8th and 9th Regiments of the Line, the attached Grenadier companies were especially effective at adding additional impetus to melees; the result being that two Ferndalain units were broken while the 8th Regiment was pushed back on the brink of routing
despite being outnumbered the Ferndalian Mounted Arquebusiers advanced boldly against the Freedonian Horse, nearly turning the southern flank of the Freedonian line
to the North the Ferndalian plan was working; the 6th and 7th Line were slowly losing the firefight against superior numbers while the enemy Mounted Arquebusiers began to turn their flank, wear markers were reaching dangerous levels among the Freedonian Foot
in the next turn, the breakthrough came to pass, the Freedonian Foot managed to dispatch the last of the Ferndalian infantry in the center of the battlefield just as the Horse managed to drive back the Ferndalian Mounted Arquebusiers, the center of the field belonged to the Freedonians
despite continued success on their flank the northern half of the Ferndalian army was now at risk of being pinned against the sea
the center of the Freedonian army began to rapidly
move to surround the remaining Ferndalian forces
recognizing their danger the Ferndalians battered
the nearest Freedonian Foot unit with fire
on the southern front the Mounted Arquebusiers gave
good account of themselves as they covered the retreat of the Foot
having pounded the 6th and 7th regiments the Ferndalians then
moved rapidly to disengage before the 8th and 9th could join the fray
fire continued all along the line with the Freedonians having the worst of it,
the 6th, 7th and 8th Foot were all approaching the breaking point
but the relentless advance of the Freedonian right could not be stopped
in the next turn the Ferndalians deftly retired
as the Freedonians spent the turn rallying their Foot
in the center a company of Grenadiers moved to capture the guns but a selfless charge by
the Mounted Arquebusiers distracted them long enough for the guns to limber and retire
the end of the battle saw the shattered Ferndalian army in full retreat, but not routed,
the battered but successful Freedonian army following at a respectful distance
The orderlies carried the wounded Duke Ivan to the rear. Shot through the thigh and cut about the head and shoulders the old man grimaced in pain but uttered no words of complaint, "How fare the men?" he asked in a weal voice as they loaded him into the wagon. Assured that the troops were retiring in good order (which was a deliberate but outrageous lie) he sighed and gave orders to pass the command to the highest ranking of his surviving generals before passing out.
The Comte du Fromage held a meeting of his officers, a decidedly smaller cast than had attended the meeting just the day before, "Well done my good fellows, well done indeed! The field is littered with the bodies of our enemies and we have sent four thousand home on parole with nothing but their small clothes on their backs. Our troops well stood the fire of battle and the enemy will think twice before approaching us again." He raised his glass "Huzzah! Three cheers to Victory, three cheers to the King and three cheers to our bold and loyal soldiers!"
The next morning a galloping rider approached the Ferndalian camp under a white flag bearing a package for Duke Ivan. It bore a note with the inscription;
Dear Duke Ivan,
It pains me to say that I have only just heard that you were wounded. I pray for your rapid recovery and the regaining of your full health. Please find these humble gifts a symbol of my esteem and best wishes. Your well being will constantly be on my mind until I hear of your recovery.
Most Sincerely, Your Humble Servant and brother-in-law,
Etienne Sebastien Cervalles,
Comte du Fromage
Nicely done and presented; it's always good to see lots of pictures! :-)
ReplyDeleteI was also intrigued by our header picture and tracked it down to Jacob Jordaens. Thanks for the introduction to the painter; lovely stuff...
Cheers,
David.
P.S. That should be your, not our, header picture!
ReplyDeletewonderful!
ReplyDeleteFound this blog.
ReplyDeleteLove this blog.
Love the funny reimagined history in the making. Historical battles not hamstrung by history.
I bought In Deo Veritas, but your blog also has me looking at Tercio. As a side note, your Armies of Epicurea listing shows Tercio as published by Magister Militum, rather than Liber Militum. NOT A CRITICISM,just pointing out a needed edit on a fantastic blog. I am now looking at Tercio, too. Thanks for your efforts.
Kazimierz, Thanks for pointing that out, it has been corrected
ReplyDeleteCutting bases and getting 17th century paper figures sized for ~15mm. Played a solo game of Tercios and liked it very much! I also plan on trying out In Deo Veritas.
DeleteI would love to use 10mm figures for Tercios, but I don't think I'll ever get through my current miniature pile, let alone adding more....
Again, thank you, great blog.
When I first got the rules I just blu-tacked the minis that I had based for another rule set onto the bases to see if we like the way that Tercio played. I liked it so much that I rebased (which I HATE doing) all of my 15mm 30YW minis in a matter of a few weeks. I have since seen some very interesting 2mm and 3mm figure blocks that lok to be in-scale and I find them very tempting.....
DeleteI think 6mm would be smallest I go, but I think 2mm or 3mm would look fantastic for visual representation of forces.
ReplyDeleteI'll be doing some poor-aesthetics but easy-reference bases by including unit stats on bases.
Will try and make it easy as possible for local players, whom I will blackmail or threaten to ensure they try it.
ReplyDeleteIf you have Tabletop Simulator, look up, on Steam Workshop, 'Battle of Edgehill 3D' for ECW figures.
On the Facebook page 'Tercios Turkiye' the creator of these responded to a post of mine and stated that he would be working on a Tabletop Simulator Mod for Tercios!