Your Most High and Gracious Majesty,
It has come to my attention that there has been as spate of riotous drinking in the southern Highlands of my nation. These characters are given to wild affections for lost causes and foolish actions based upon those emotions. Rumor has it that they may have joined with the Gluttonian Proper Mealer faction to oppose the ascent of Hanz to the throne.
We are taking steps to prevent these fools from leaving our lands. please be advised and take the necessary precautions for your security.
Your Faithful Servant,
Gordon Ramsey, Lord High Constable of Boozonia
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